Spy Sappin' Mah House Equipment
The RED Engineer was in bed sleeping dreaming about winning a game at 2Fort. The sun slowly rose over his home in Texas. His alarm would usually go off at eight in the morning, but it didn't because of the BLU Spy. It was ten, he was late for a quick game of attack and defend at the Granary. The Engineer opened his eyes removed his goggles and wiped his eyes with his hands and placed his goggles back over his eyes again, he glanced at his alarm clock to see a familiar device of the Sapper on the back of his alarm clock, he jumped out of bed and shouted.
"Spy sappin' mah alarm clock!"
He threw his alarm clock out of the window in frustration breaking it, he stroked his rugged chin, shrugged his shoulders and headed to the bathroom, removed his PJ's pulled the shower curtain only to see the same device on his shower he jumped in the air and shouted.
"Spy sappin' mah shower!"
He thought about the Spy being obliterated by his sentry he laughed his psychotic laugh, and had a bath instead, the BLU Spy spying clenched his fist and said.
"That Engineer I'll kill him, but first lets play around with him some more."
He laughed his unique way before sliding down a gutter pipe, climbed through the kitchen window and turned invisible. Lying in wait for the Red Engineer. The Engineer was in the bath still wearing his hard hat and goggles.
(Ten Minutes passed)
The Red Engineer got out of the bath, entered his bedroom to get into his red uniform with black dungarees, slipped on his glove and headed downstairs to have breakfast. The Spy heard his footsteps and headed somewhere to hide.
The Red Engineer headed to his fridge, which is in the shape of a dispenser, he fetched milk, no sappin' device there, which brought curiosity to his face. He got out a bowl which had sentries and wrenches patterned on it, he poured the milk into the bowl, opened the over head cabinets that had his favourite cereal which consisted of frosted flakes shaped like the Heavy called "Heavies Good Times Cereal" he could hear the sappin' device on his cereal box. He threw the cereal box on the floor making a mess and said.
"Spy sappin' my cereal box!"
He heard his fridge suddenly deactivated, his eyes bulged out and in, said so causally
"Spy sappin' mah Dispenser fridge!"
He just drank the milk, making up for the loss of his cereal, his phone rang which is shaped like a level one sentry head, he answered.
It was the RED Sniper asking
"Where are you mate? We need your sentries... hang on!"
The phone cut off he heard that sappin' sound the Engineer saw the sappin' device and said
"Say sappin' mah telephone!"
The RED Engineer headed out to his old Red Chevrolet Camaro 67. He got in his car, injected his key into the ignition it didn't start, he turned the key many times until he gave up, Engineer exited his car opened the bonnet and saw the sappin' device he jumped in the air and said.
"Spy sappin' mah Chevrolet!"
He drew his wrench and hit the engine a few times until the engine roared, he smiled and did line dancing to celbrate.
He got in his Chevrolet and drove off to the battlefield, the Granary, but the BLU Spy was clinging on to the trunk of the car holding on for dear life. When the Engineer and the sneaky BLU arrived at the Granary he jumped out of his car and bellowed
The RED Heavy hugged his engineer friend and yelled in his Russian ascent
"YEAH HARD HAT MAN!"
Everyone else smiled while the BLU Spy sneaked over to his headquarters to be debriefed.
After a hard day of Intel stealing and sentry building RED Engineer finally sat around a cosy camp fire with his friends singing camp fire songs like the one of Sponge-Bob Square Pants.
"So Engineer Where's hat ze been?" The Medic asked full of curiosity.
The Engineer smiled and replied. "Well let's just say I ran into trouble with the Spy"
"So mate how did you escape from that masked killer?" The Sniper asked sipping his coffee.
The Engineer grinned and carried on singing, the Soldier cautious of his surroundings and the enemy Spy, looked around and said.
"So Engineer where's our Spy?"
The Spy in question was flirting with Scouts Mom.
Engineer stopped playing looked at his guitar, it had a sappin' device on it everyone said with him
"Spy sappin' mah guitar!"
Then his sentry went down the Engineer said casually.
"Spy Sappin' mah Sentry!"
Engineer arrived home carrying a box. The BLU Spy was waiting for him. The Spies mist revealed his location and their stood the masked cigarette smoking BLU Spy with his revolver drawn, he placed six rounds into his revolver cylinder chamber. The Engineer stood there with a grin on his face, the Spy straightened his tie and taunted
"Promise not to get blood on my suit and I'll kill you quickly"
The Engineer placed the box down his grin got brighter and opened the box where a level three sentry sprung up and fired it's volley of rockets and bullets killing the BLU Spy. Engineer danced and yelled
And cleaned up the mess and headed straight for bed for the next battle at the Mario Kart Map